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Here, have a one-sentence White Collar fic (since it's obvious nobody, including me, is going to write the rest of the story that goes with it):

After several weeks of walking in on shared lunches, Peter Burke came to only one conclusion: although neither of them appeared aware of it, his wife seemed to be dating Neal Caffrey.


(look, about 2/3rds of white collar fic is like: Neal and Peter get permission from Elizabeth to bang! and that is okay, but I also want the fic where Neal and Elizabeth go on brilliantly romantic dates and are those cultured people you always spent way too much time in college wishing you were. and maybe they also have sex and maybe they don't, who knows, it's not terribly important.)