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. . . so somehow I ended up writing a Madam Zabini fic?

And now I want to write all the Madam Zabini fic, wherein she loves beautiful clothes and shoes and independence, and is a godlike hero-figure to her son even though they're not together much, and likes Hermione a great deal even though they don't have much in common. And after her seventh marriage she retires from the game of romance to design clothes and write a memoir-novel about raising her son amid the tragic deaths of her husbands.

Madam Zabini, WHY SO AWESOME.