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I want like five hundred fics where Draco and Hermione accidentally become BFFs.
Draco: I HATE YOU. YOU ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
Hermione: I HATE YOU TOO. YOU'RE A DICK. THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN YOU IS THE FACT THAT ZACHARIAS SMITH WON AN AWARD FOR HIS PIECE-OF-A-SMALL-SAMPLE-SIZE SCIENTIFICALLY-UNSOUND WOLFSBANE EXPERIMENTS.
Draco: OH MY GOD, HE IS THE WORST. We could brew something better than that in our sleep!
Hermione: I know, right? Give me a hundred galleons and a week.
Draco: . . . shit, we actually could, couldn't we?
Hermione: You get the money and facilities. I'll get the research.
...look, I just have this thing about people bonding over mutual academic disdain, okay.
Draco: I HATE YOU. YOU ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
Hermione: I HATE YOU TOO. YOU'RE A DICK. THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN YOU IS THE FACT THAT ZACHARIAS SMITH WON AN AWARD FOR HIS PIECE-OF-A-SMALL-SAMPLE-SIZE SCIENTIFICALLY-UNSOUND WOLFSBANE EXPERIMENTS.
Draco: OH MY GOD, HE IS THE WORST. We could brew something better than that in our sleep!
Hermione: I know, right? Give me a hundred galleons and a week.
Draco: . . . shit, we actually could, couldn't we?
Hermione: You get the money and facilities. I'll get the research.
...look, I just have this thing about people bonding over mutual academic disdain, okay.