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Oct. 27th, 2013 06:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
esmenetI want like five hundred fics where Draco and Hermione accidentally become BFFs.
Draco: I HATE YOU. YOU ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
Hermione: I HATE YOU TOO. YOU'RE A DICK. THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN YOU IS THE FACT THAT ZACHARIAS SMITH WON AN AWARD FOR HIS PIECE-OF-A-SMALL-SAMPLE-SIZE SCIENTIFICALLY-UNSOUND WOLFSBANE EXPERIMENTS.
Draco: OH MY GOD, HE IS THE WORST. We could brew something better than that in our sleep!
Hermione: I know, right? Give me a hundred galleons and a week.
Draco: . . . shit, we actually could, couldn't we?
Hermione: You get the money and facilities. I'll get the research.
...look, I just have this thing about people bonding over mutual academic disdain, okay.
Draco: I HATE YOU. YOU ARE GENETICALLY INFERIOR HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
Hermione: I HATE YOU TOO. YOU'RE A DICK. THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN YOU IS THE FACT THAT ZACHARIAS SMITH WON AN AWARD FOR HIS PIECE-OF-A-SMALL-SAMPLE-SIZE SCIENTIFICALLY-UNSOUND WOLFSBANE EXPERIMENTS.
Draco: OH MY GOD, HE IS THE WORST. We could brew something better than that in our sleep!
Hermione: I know, right? Give me a hundred galleons and a week.
Draco: . . . shit, we actually could, couldn't we?
Hermione: You get the money and facilities. I'll get the research.
...look, I just have this thing about people bonding over mutual academic disdain, okay.
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Date: 2013-10-28 12:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-10-28 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-11-05 11:59 am (UTC)Is the D/Hr (relationship) version of this up your alley at all? If so, I could probably rustle up some fic for you along those lines. :)